1
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I could have brought it in tomorrow,
you know.

2
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You didn't have to
follow me home.

3
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Jen, I know what it's
like lending money,

4
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you do not want it
hanging over you,

5
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it's better I get it back now before
it becomes this big thing between us.

6
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You gave it to me
two hours ago,

7
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and you literally haven't
left my side since.

8
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I am never going to borrow money
off you again, you're a nightmare.

9
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There, five pounds, God.

10
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Thanking you.

11
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Hi, Jen.

12
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Oh, Gary, hi, how's it going?

13
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Oh, good, yeah.
I've, er, finished that first wall.

14
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Oh, great, that was quick.

15
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Gary's doing a bit of
work around the house.

16
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Hello.

17
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Have we met?

18
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Er, no, I, I don't think so.

19
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You just look, oh...

20
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I'd better crack on, eh?

21
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OK, bye, Roy.

22
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Yeah, all right, time to go.

23
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Listen, I don't think...

24
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Get out.

25
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Oh, no, wait, Jen, wait!

26
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It can wait till tomorrow!

27
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Why didn't you tell
me this last night?

28
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You wouldn't let me.

29
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Builders From Hell?

30
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I'm pretty sure it was
one of those programmes.

31
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Gary's a Builder From Hell?

32
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I think so.

33
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Oh, so you're not sure?

34
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Jen, I'm 99% sure.

35
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Oh, what did he do?

36
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The work was fine,
there was nothing wrong with the work,

37
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but then they caught him...

38
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He pissed in the sink.

39
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Which sink?

40
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All the sinks.

41
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Yeah, he basically went on a
pee parade around the house.

42
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Oh, God, I have to fire him.

43
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I think you should, yeah,
I'm 95% sure it was him.

44
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Y-You said you were 99% sure.

45
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I'm 97% sure it was him.

46
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I have to get home.
I have to get home.

47
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Hey, man.

48
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You OK?

49
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Yeah.

50
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You sure?

51
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Yeah.

52
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Wait, was it those
bullies again?

53
00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,891
Yeah.

54
00:03:07,067 --> 00:03:08,810
Oh, what do they do, exactly?

55
00:03:08,825 --> 00:03:11,600
They make hurtful
comments, Roy.

56
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You have to learn how to
stand up for yourself, man.

57
00:03:15,535 --> 00:03:19,000
OK, let's try something.
Let's do some role play, OK?

58
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Do you think that
would be a good idea?

59
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It certainly helped me
learn how to buy sandwiches.

60
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Ah, let's go for it, OK.
So I'll be those bullies on the bench.

61
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What, all of them?

62
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No, just one of them.

63
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Which one?

64
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I don't know them, Moss.

65
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I'm a bully on the bench and you're
going to walk past me, but this time,

66
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after I make a hurtful comment,
come back at me with something.

67
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OK, get all up in my shit.

68
00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:54,481
Right, OK. Oh, no, no, wait, wait,
wait, what do they usually say?

69
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They mention my glasses.

70
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OK, let's start with that.

71
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Them glasses is shit, innit!

72
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It's too real, Roy,
it's too real.

73
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I won't do the voice,
I won't do the voice.

74
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Thank you.

75
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Nice glasses.

76
00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:22,470
Oh, yeah,

77
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er, maybe the reason
I have to wear glasses

78
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is because I suffer
from short-sightedness

79
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and I can't, I won't,
I can't put contact lenses in

80
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cos I'm frightened
of touching my eyes.

81
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There's no way that,
that these glasses...

82
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Yeah.

83
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Stupid hair.

84
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I just think, Mr Reynholm,
you seem to lack a basic understanding

85
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of exactly how much
trouble this company's in.

86
00:05:00,145 --> 00:05:03,341
We have a financial crisis here and,
if you don't mind me saying,

87
00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:06,133
your attitude seems to
me incredibly cavalier.

88
00:05:06,146 --> 00:05:09,010
What?

89
00:05:09,027 --> 00:05:12,720
I can't hear you. Can't you
see we're having an iPod party?

90
00:05:12,735 --> 00:05:14,310
Mr Reynholm, please!

91
00:05:14,328 --> 00:05:16,901
What?

92
00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,860
Sorry, girls, you'd better go.

93
00:05:22,448 --> 00:05:24,361
Girls, ship it!

94
00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:34,751
Best accounting
team I've ever had.

95
00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,081
What's your problem?

96
00:05:36,096 --> 00:05:39,081
This is the problem -
the iPod parties are the problem,

97
00:05:39,095 --> 00:05:42,052
the gold flakes in the drinking
water are the problem.

98
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The obscene amount you
spend on erotic art.

99
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Easy there, that's an original.

100
00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,141
Do you know how much
trouble we're in?

101
00:05:51,155 --> 00:05:53,643
Do you know what the
shareholders will do with us?

102
00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:57,732
I'm sorry but you were
getting hysterical.

103
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No, I wasn't!

104
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You seemed hysterical.

105
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No!

106
00:06:01,125 --> 00:06:04,442
Anyway, don't worry about the
shareholders, I can handle them.

107
00:06:04,458 --> 00:06:07,740
But you've missed every meeting with
them. Where were you last time?

108
00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:11,871
You're going to hate me for this,
but I fancied the day off,

109
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so, er, I took some of the
pension money out of the bank,

110
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and I lost it on a horse!

111
00:06:17,597 --> 00:06:19,483
Yes.

112
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You were gambling with
our employees' pensions?

113
00:06:21,396 --> 00:06:22,791
Gambling? No, no, no, no.

114
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I was riding a horse and
it fell out of my pocket.

115
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Oh, my God.

116
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I'm not hysterical!

117
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Hi, Gary.

118
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Oh, hello.

119
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I thought I'd work
from home today.

120
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Sorry, bit out of breath.

121
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Hope you don't mind.

122
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No, not at all.

123
00:07:00,298 --> 00:07:05,891
I'm sorry to interrupt you but you said
you had a problem with your laptop.

124
00:07:05,907 --> 00:07:08,441
You don't mind if IT fiddle about
a bit while we speak, do you?

125
00:07:08,485 --> 00:07:09,591
Well, actually I...

126
00:07:09,606 --> 00:07:12,893
Yeah, no, good.
Er, I can't seem to get it open.

127
00:07:15,645 --> 00:07:18,143
You want me to open it?

128
00:07:18,155 --> 00:07:21,942
That's why you called me all the
way up here, to open your laptop?

129
00:07:21,958 --> 00:07:25,150
I would be beholden to you.

130
00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:30,862
No problem.

131
00:07:30,878 --> 00:07:34,531
I do think the delicate
nature of our conversation...

132
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Yeah, money, money, money.

133
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That's the problem with you people,
it's always about money.

134
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Roy, give me £20.

135
00:07:44,336 --> 00:07:45,421
What?

136
00:07:45,436 --> 00:07:47,302
Give me £20, I'll pay you back.

137
00:07:48,928 --> 00:07:49,923
Yeah.

138
00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:54,722
You know what I think of money?

139
00:07:57,436 --> 00:08:00,561
That's what I think of money.
Ah, you've opened it.

140
00:08:02,487 --> 00:08:03,523
Thanks, Roy.

141
00:08:13,165 --> 00:08:14,041
You're welcome.

142
00:08:32,146 --> 00:08:34,520
Mr Reynholm, you do know that
Japan have expressed concern?

143
00:08:34,561 --> 00:08:37,055
What, the whole country?

144
00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:39,891
No, not the whole...

145
00:08:39,908 --> 00:08:41,140
Mr Yamamoto.

146
00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:43,103
Oh, he's important, isn't he?

147
00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:46,520
He's the major shareholder,
he's effectively your partner,

148
00:08:46,538 --> 00:08:47,863
and he said, what he said,

149
00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:51,441
"I do hope we don't have our own
Conrad Black at Reynholm Industries."

150
00:08:51,457 --> 00:08:57,823
Conrad Black, the first rich person
to go to prison in 300 years.

151
00:08:57,836 --> 00:08:58,991
You see it's serious.

152
00:08:59,167 --> 00:09:00,293
What do you want from me?

153
00:09:00,308 --> 00:09:01,992
I just want you to
stay out of trouble,

154
00:09:01,905 --> 00:09:03,592
just do nothing until the
conference call tomorrow.

155
00:09:03,637 --> 00:09:05,793
Let me get this right,

156
00:09:05,805 --> 00:09:11,670
you want me to do
absolutely nothing?

157
00:09:11,686 --> 00:09:13,381
Just stay out of trouble,
that's all I ask.

158
00:09:13,396 --> 00:09:17,011
You want me to sit
on my arse all day?

159
00:09:18,606 --> 00:09:20,763
I think I can handle that.

160
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:31,021
I don't think I've ever
looked in this drawer.

161
00:09:33,405 --> 00:09:35,201
Wow, a gun!

162
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:48,003
Roy, I'd like to take you
to the changes I've made

163
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,291
to the video conference
system in the meeting room

164
00:09:51,217 --> 00:09:52,750
but maybe I'm boring you.

165
00:09:52,768 --> 00:09:55,423
I'm never going to
see that £20 again.

166
00:09:55,436 --> 00:09:57,933
I can't believe you're not
interested in the sweet flip switch

167
00:09:57,948 --> 00:09:59,930
I've installed in case
the first feed goes down.

168
00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:05,142
£20 doesn't even register to
him as an amount of money.

169
00:10:05,158 --> 00:10:06,601
He won't remember it.

170
00:10:09,487 --> 00:10:11,321
Hello, IT,
have you tried turning it...?

171
00:10:11,335 --> 00:10:12,443
Is this the guy?

172
00:10:12,456 --> 00:10:16,242
I need to know,
I can't sit here all day staring at him.

173
00:10:16,256 --> 00:10:20,700
It really looked like him,
Jen, I'm 80% sure it's him.

174
00:10:20,715 --> 00:10:22,412
Are you winding me up?

175
00:10:22,426 --> 00:10:23,453
'Why?'

176
00:10:23,468 --> 00:10:25,250
You've gone down 15%.

177
00:10:25,266 --> 00:10:27,000
It's still high.

178
00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:30,293
I'm sitting here like an idiot
trying to think of things to do

179
00:10:30,306 --> 00:10:32,091
and you've gone down about 15%.

180
00:10:32,107 --> 00:10:34,172
Oh, Jen, Jen,
how can you be keeping an eye on him

181
00:10:34,187 --> 00:10:35,711
while you're talking
to me as well?

182
00:10:54,077 --> 00:10:55,282
Hi, Gary.

183
00:10:55,297 --> 00:10:56,322
What?

184
00:10:56,338 --> 00:11:00,703
Sorry, I thought you
were in the toilet,

185
00:11:00,717 --> 00:11:05,083
I just wondered, er,
if you fancied a cup of tea.

186
00:11:05,096 --> 00:11:06,791
Just made you one.

187
00:11:06,805 --> 00:11:09,372
Oh, yeah, thanks.

188
00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:17,261
So how's it all going?

189
00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,383
Pretty good,
I've finished that other wall.

190
00:11:19,395 --> 00:11:20,473
Great.

191
00:11:20,488 --> 00:11:22,643
And that architrave
won't be a problem.

192
00:11:22,655 --> 00:11:25,103
Yeah, and the eggshell's
come out really well.

193
00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:27,933
Yeah, it's classy,
it's really good.

194
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,900
Thank you for the cup of tea.

195
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,870
'Dear Douglas, if you're reading
this it's because you've found

196
00:11:49,888 --> 00:11:52,081
'my father's old
service revolver.'

197
00:11:52,096 --> 00:11:54,542
Hell's horses.

198
00:11:54,556 --> 00:11:57,881
'I did plan on using this gun to take
my own life if it ever came to it,

199
00:11:57,897 --> 00:12:01,093
'but as you know,
in the end I jumped out of a window.

200
00:12:01,108 --> 00:12:04,850
'I've passed it on to you in the
hope that if things ever get too bad

201
00:12:04,866 --> 00:12:06,813
'you'll be able to
take the easy way out.

202
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:10,313
'Hopefully it won't come to it,
but if it does you must promise me

203
00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:13,482
'that you'll shoot yourself
without a moment's hesitation.'

204
00:12:13,497 --> 00:12:16,443
I promise, Father.

205
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:20,070
'Your affectionate father,
Mr Reynholm.'

206
00:12:21,745 --> 00:12:23,823
I wonder if it's loaded?

207
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:27,622
No.

208
00:12:27,637 --> 00:12:30,911
Ah...here we go.

209
00:12:38,807 --> 00:12:40,510
You off somewhere?

210
00:12:40,525 --> 00:12:41,802
Er, yeah, er...

211
00:12:41,817 --> 00:12:45,471
So, er,
what's next on the agenda?

212
00:12:45,485 --> 00:12:47,801
Look Jen,
I know what's going on.

213
00:12:47,816 --> 00:12:49,141
You do?

214
00:12:49,156 --> 00:12:52,312
And it's fine,
I understand, I really do.

215
00:12:52,327 --> 00:12:54,482
Oh, so you understand
how I feel.

216
00:12:54,498 --> 00:12:58,150
Yeah, but you are barking
up the wrong tree.

217
00:12:58,167 --> 00:13:01,242
I mean,
I think you're a top bird and everything

218
00:13:01,255 --> 00:13:03,401
but you're not really my type.

219
00:13:03,417 --> 00:13:09,370
I mean I like tall,
beautiful girls.

220
00:13:12,795 --> 00:13:15,751
I don't fancy you,
you big ugly builder.

221
00:13:17,586 --> 00:13:22,712
I am trying to stop you having
a piddle party in my house.

222
00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:23,883
What?

223
00:13:23,897 --> 00:13:26,180
Builders From Hell.

224
00:13:26,197 --> 00:13:26,811
Ring any bells?

225
00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:28,193
I don't know what
you're talking about.

226
00:13:28,237 --> 00:13:29,262
Oh, I think you do.

227
00:13:29,278 --> 00:13:30,061
Well, I don't.

228
00:13:30,075 --> 00:13:33,083
You haven't been on Builders From Hell,
that's what you're saying?

229
00:13:33,095 --> 00:13:33,741
No, I haven't.

230
00:13:33,785 --> 00:13:34,850
Oh, really?

231
00:13:34,866 --> 00:13:35,481
Yes, really.

232
00:13:35,497 --> 00:13:36,190
Really?

233
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,351
Really.

234
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:40,273
Well...!

235
00:13:41,367 --> 00:13:44,153
Let's forget about it,
shall we?

236
00:13:44,168 --> 00:13:48,283
Forget all about it,
this conversation's beneath us.

237
00:13:48,298 --> 00:13:50,781
Wow, I love what you've
done to that wall, Gary!

238
00:13:50,798 --> 00:13:52,042
I haven't done it yet.

239
00:13:52,055 --> 00:13:54,333
You haven't even done
it and I love it.

240
00:13:54,346 --> 00:13:57,920
Ah, this is...
You and I should stay in touch,

241
00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:02,960
I would like to stay in touch
with you because we've got a...

242
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:05,801
A rapport, haven't we?

243
00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:07,471
We've clicked, we have,

244
00:14:07,508 --> 00:14:09,853
we've clicked haven't we?
In a way.

245
00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:17,103
In a...weird way that friends...
Friends usually click.

246
00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:24,820
A big, ugly builder.

247
00:14:24,836 --> 00:14:27,241
You, this is all
because of you.

248
00:14:27,255 --> 00:14:30,122
Jen, I didn't bring
his weight into it.

249
00:14:30,135 --> 00:14:33,951
You said you were 99% sure.

250
00:14:33,967 --> 00:14:36,462
Oh, I don't think I
ever went that high.

251
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,250
I've always thought
it was about 60-40.

252
00:14:41,885 --> 00:14:43,553
Now that I think about it, Jen,

253
00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:46,720
I'm pretty sure that the guy
on the programme was black.

254
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,300
Well, at least I don't
have to worry about him

255
00:14:50,316 --> 00:14:52,222
going on a toilet
tour of my house.

256
00:14:52,237 --> 00:14:55,142
Unless he's so angry that
he does it out of spite.

257
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:05,983
What?

258
00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:08,240
Well, if someone called me a big,
ugly builder

259
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:11,451
I'd be furious, and not just because
I'm actually an IT consultant.

260
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:15,830
Revenge, that would be
uppermost upon my mind,

261
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:17,333
I'm going to wee on everything.

262
00:15:17,346 --> 00:15:18,792
Oh, God.

263
00:15:18,807 --> 00:15:20,421
I'm going to taint her abode.

264
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:25,170
I'm going to spray my personal
potatoes throughout her premises.

265
00:15:25,188 --> 00:15:26,422
Oh, God.

266
00:15:26,436 --> 00:15:28,591
Nice glasses.

267
00:15:28,606 --> 00:15:31,222
Not as nice as yo'
momma's glasses.

268
00:15:32,858 --> 00:15:35,643
It's a little bit complimentary,
but we'll work on it.

269
00:15:37,856 --> 00:15:41,730
I can't hang around the house,
he'll know I don't trust him.

270
00:15:41,745 --> 00:15:43,731
But I can't leave
him on his own.

271
00:15:43,748 --> 00:15:45,322
What am I going to do?

272
00:15:45,338 --> 00:15:47,071
What am I going to do...Roy?

273
00:15:47,086 --> 00:15:49,191
Jen, just relax, OK?

274
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:53,280
I've often found that the best
solution is the simplest.

275
00:15:58,506 --> 00:16:00,662
Thanks again for
doing this, Roy.

276
00:16:00,678 --> 00:16:05,003
No problem, Jen. It's brilliantly
easy to spy on people these days.

277
00:16:05,017 --> 00:16:07,173
He won't see the cameras,
will he?

278
00:16:07,188 --> 00:16:10,842
Oh, no, no.
They're pretty well hidden.

279
00:16:21,525 --> 00:16:23,520
He's muttering a lot,
have you noticed?

280
00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:27,571
'Ugly builder.'

281
00:16:33,786 --> 00:16:36,070
Take that, lollipop man.

282
00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:43,501
Wow, my grandfather's
old service revolver,

283
00:16:43,518 --> 00:16:47,673
to think, of all the deserters
he shot in the head with this.

284
00:16:48,555 --> 00:16:49,591
Are you ready?

285
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:51,881
Ready for what?

286
00:16:51,897 --> 00:16:52,881
Japan.

287
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,640
Oh, is that meeting today?

288
00:16:54,655 --> 00:16:57,393
Hell's bells. You go ahead,
I'll be right there, I've just...

289
00:16:59,856 --> 00:17:01,483
What was that?

290
00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,350
What was what?

291
00:17:03,368 --> 00:17:04,310
That noise.

292
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,853
What noise?

293
00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:07,361
The loud explosion.

294
00:17:07,377 --> 00:17:10,192
Loud explosion?
What on earth are you talking about?

295
00:17:10,207 --> 00:17:11,740
You didn't hear that just then?

296
00:17:11,758 --> 00:17:14,241
What are you talking about?

297
00:17:14,258 --> 00:17:16,822
You come in here
ranting about gunshots,

298
00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:19,330
and service revolvers.
I've had enough,

299
00:17:19,346 --> 00:17:23,290
get out! Go, go to the meeting,
I'll be right there.

300
00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:29,250
Hello, does someone have a
problem with their laptop?

301
00:17:30,886 --> 00:17:34,050
Now, you listen to me,
this is very important,

302
00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:39,430
I have a vital meeting to attend and
I've just shot myself in the leg.

303
00:17:41,817 --> 00:17:44,980
I want you to dial 999.

304
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:46,190
No, it's a new number.

305
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,191
01199...

306
00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:51,400
Whatever the new number is,

307
00:17:51,417 --> 00:17:54,441
get an ambulance
and ask it to wait

308
00:17:54,458 --> 00:17:57,702
and I'll be there in two hours,

309
00:17:57,716 --> 00:17:59,660
three hours tops.

310
00:18:19,225 --> 00:18:20,430
You ready?

311
00:18:22,357 --> 00:18:23,523
I was born...

312
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,430
Ready.

313
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:40,281
OK, Roy, we're on,

314
00:18:40,296 --> 00:18:43,081
j'accuse, gotcha.

315
00:18:43,095 --> 00:18:46,002
Ok, how do you record,
how do you record on this? Roy?

316
00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:49,922
Roy! Roy! How do you record?

317
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,601
OK, we're on.

318
00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:05,522
Mr. Yamamoto, hello.

319
00:19:21,457 --> 00:19:22,412
He IS angry!

320
00:19:37,096 --> 00:19:39,593
Well, lots to
think about there.

321
00:19:39,605 --> 00:19:41,971
Thoughts, anyone? No.

322
00:19:41,986 --> 00:19:45,010
We reconvene tomorrow,
thank you, everyone.

323
00:19:45,027 --> 00:19:47,472
But what did it all mean?

324
00:19:51,408 --> 00:19:52,980
Mr Reynholm, are you all right?

325
00:19:52,995 --> 00:19:55,441
I'm fine, yes, yes,
I'm fine, yes.

326
00:19:55,455 --> 00:20:02,570
Er, I'm going to go, I may not
come back, but I want to say this,

327
00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:04,992
that accounts team,

328
00:20:05,007 --> 00:20:08,582
I had every last one of them.

329
00:20:22,936 --> 00:20:24,513
Just a little bit further, son.

330
00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:27,931
Father, is it really you?

331
00:20:27,946 --> 00:20:29,181
Is this really heaven?

332
00:20:29,196 --> 00:20:30,932
Yes, yes, hurry up, come on.

333
00:20:30,945 --> 00:20:33,602
I'm coming, father, I'm ready.

334
00:20:34,696 --> 00:20:38,693
Whoa, there, was that Hitler?

335
00:20:38,706 --> 00:20:39,400
Was what Hitler?

336
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:41,242
That looked like Hitler.

337
00:20:41,256 --> 00:20:43,611
That wasn't Hitler,
that was a woman.

338
00:20:43,627 --> 00:20:46,580
Really? Well,
it looked exactly like Hitler.

339
00:20:46,598 --> 00:20:48,913
We're having a heaven party...

340
00:20:48,928 --> 00:20:50,911
and that's a Hitlergram.

341
00:20:50,928 --> 00:20:53,583
Right, well,
I don't think I'm quite ready yet.

342
00:20:53,595 --> 00:20:54,502
Come on.

343
00:20:54,517 --> 00:20:59,303
No, I'll see you later,
I've still got a lot of work to do.

344
00:20:59,318 --> 00:21:00,842
I'll see you later, Douglas.

345
00:21:00,858 --> 00:21:02,473
Not if I see you first.

346
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,520
Must call Mark Thatcher...

347
00:21:14,526 --> 00:21:16,480
I'm alive,

348
00:21:16,498 --> 00:21:21,070
Nolan, my accounting team,

349
00:21:21,087 --> 00:21:24,241
and Roy, gentle Irish Roy.

350
00:21:24,257 --> 00:21:27,531
Thank you for being by
my side while I awake.

351
00:21:27,548 --> 00:21:29,332
No problem, sir.

352
00:21:29,348 --> 00:21:32,543
We don't want you
going anywhere.

353
00:21:35,678 --> 00:21:38,132
Isn't it lucky to see an
Irishman when you awake

354
00:21:38,146 --> 00:21:39,842
from a near death experience?

355
00:21:39,857 --> 00:21:43,723
I've heard that, even if it isn't,
I appreciate it, Roy,

356
00:21:43,738 --> 00:21:47,513
and I count myself lucky
to have you as a friend.

357
00:21:47,526 --> 00:21:49,102
He's exhausted, we should go.

358
00:21:49,115 --> 00:21:51,222
I'll stay with him.

359
00:21:51,236 --> 00:21:52,770
Make sure he's OK.

360
00:22:05,037 --> 00:22:08,992
Got you,
you crafty Irish bastard.

361
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:13,000
I've got a gun!
I've got a ruddy gun!

362
00:22:13,018 --> 00:22:15,123
I've got a flipping gun!

363
00:22:15,138 --> 00:22:19,001
I've got a mother flipping gun!

9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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